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Krissam
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (604)
> 27/10/05 19:16
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WR=Warrior
GM=Game master
WR: Id like to file a report on a shaman using hacks.
GM: Certainly tell me his name and what happened.
WR: Well his name is OvErPoWaReD and this is what happened, I see this guy mining some stuff so I decide to leave him alone, Then he lighting bolts me, Then when im running at him this is when the first hack comes into play, GET THIS he uses his frost shock move that has a 50% slowing speed FOR EIGHT SECONDS!
GM: No, that's not a hack. That's the correct time.
WR:...But isn't the cooldown six seconds?
GM: Correct.
WR: Wait a min...nevermind anywho after he kites me with this for awhile I finally resist one and come in for some melee (Keep in mind im at half health from the shocks) I expect this wimp caster to pull out ya know like a staff or dagger...What does he whip out? A frickin Arcanite Reaper!
GM:Yep shamans can use 2h axes and 2h Maces...
WR:...Really?
GM: Ya rly.
WR:uhh..ok then but HERE IS A DEFINITE HACK. While I was fighting him in melee, Im getting struck with 300 plus damage every time I swing! Then he's throwing in hits that come in 3 swings a flash and each hit a higher number than the last!
GM: That would be his lightning shield and his windfury.
WR: Woah, Isn't that kinda cheap?
GM: I don't program the shaman sir, but please continue.
WR: Well by this point I have to hamstring him and go back to use a runecloth bandage for a heal bringing me back up to 75%, Then when im about to reingage a rouge comes up from behind him and starts killing him, when he starts fighting the rouge, I rejoin the attack, after awhile we kill him... the rouge hearthed and as I was walking away not more than eight seconds after we killed him HE POPS BACK UP LIKE A NINJA ZOMBIE then casts an insta heal for 1700 health!
GM: That would be his natures swiftness and his resurrection ability.
WR: Oh cmon! What the hell is this!
GM: The shaman...but please continue.
WR: Well then he starts setting down totems and I thought "Phew ill just destroy these little things with a thunder clap" I thunder clap, none of em go down! Definite Hack, Correct?
GM: Yep.
WR: Really?
GM: Nope just kidding, Totems arent affected by AOE attacks.
WR: For the love of Prickly Pete!
WR: Well after that a friendly druid ran by gave me some buffs and went on his way, then right as im about to reingage, he makes all the buffs go away!
GM: Yeah, that's his purge ability...
WR: Holy crap.
GM: Tell me about it.
WR: Did I mention this whole fight took place in the water, and he was walking on it?
GM: They can do that.
WR: o.0 |
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Pero
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (687)
> 28/10/05 00:26
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ROFLMAO!
Niiiiceeee
P.S. Is it realy true this about the frost shock? It lasts longer then its cooldown? lol
The best part:
Quote: WR: Oh cmon! What the hell is this!
GM: The shaman...but please continue.
WR: Well then he starts setting down totems and I thought "Phew ill just destroy these little things with a thunder clap" I thunder clap, none of em go down! Definite Hack, Correct?
GM: Yep.
WR: Really?
GM: Nope just kidding, Totems arent affected by AOE attacks.
WR: For the love of Prickly Pete |
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I pinch!
Shaeltal is gay! |
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tandris
> Frequenter (409)
> 28/10/05 00:47
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Morfildor
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (221)
> 28/10/05 04:56
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hehe really nice |
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Fenris
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (573)
> 28/10/05 06:41
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Am I the only one who dont think pure whine posts are fun? |
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Morfildor
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (221)
> 28/10/05 09:11
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Julmust
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (87)
> 28/10/05 10:16
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Fenris wrote: Am I the only one who dont think pure whine posts are fun?
Whine FTW <3<3<3 :p |
\(o0)/ |
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Erlando
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (232)
> 28/10/05 13:13
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i see the humor but not that fun imo |
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Muradin
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (157)
> 28/10/05 16:04
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hahahahaha teh best! |
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"P.S. Is it realy true this about the frost shock? It lasts longer then its cooldown? lol"
Can i point out that frost shocks lasts 8 sec but only vs creeps ....... vs elites and in pvp fight its much much... shorter . |
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Morfildor
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (221)
> 29/10/05 01:26
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Thats bullshit, I got frost shocked for 8 secs the other day. |
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darchon
> GET A LIFE (2092)
> 29/10/05 02:14
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Its 8 second first time, then dimishing returns come into play. |
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mujica
> Peon (3)
> 30/10/05 10:26
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i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this |
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supr
> "I TRIED MY BEST" (219)
> 30/10/05 17:12
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mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs |
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes! |
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darchon
> GET A LIFE (2092)
> 30/10/05 18:17
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supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said |
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mujica
> Peon (3)
> 31/10/05 00:01
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darchon wrote: supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said
go back to school |
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Fenris
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (573)
> 03/11/05 03:57
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mujica wrote: darchon wrote: supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said
go back to school
Yay lets get some quoting going again. |
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Fifty
> LESS THAN 250 TO GO! (824)
> 03/11/05 08:44
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Fenris wrote: mujica wrote: darchon wrote: supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said
go back to school
Yay lets get some quoting going again.
im in for that^^ |
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Krissam
> LOOT FTW LIKES ME (604)
> 03/11/05 10:11
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Fifty wrote: Fenris wrote: mujica wrote: darchon wrote: supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said
go back to school
Yay lets get some quoting going again.
im in for that^^
yea that rocked |
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Akron
> TROLL (1560)
> 03/11/05 13:26
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TehDorf wrote: Fifty wrote: Fenris wrote: mujica wrote: darchon wrote: supr wrote: mujica wrote: i was pissing on my keyboard while i was reading this
tfs
what he said
go back to school
Yay lets get some quoting going again.
im in for that^^
yea that rocked
so true |
Pero wrote: fuckin nub! quit the job, not the guild!!! |
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